Por qué todos los pacos deberían estar en Tinder

Publicado por Camilo Salas

Archivo: 1299 artículos

Todos sabemos cómo fueron los Carabineros en década negras de la historia de Chile, pero ¿Cómo son ahora?

Si hay algo que le gusta a los pacos de hoy es la tecnología. Es cosa de mirarlos en la calle: son adictos al smartphone. Tan adictos que la cámara de sus preciados teléfonos es algo que utilizan con bastante naturalidad. En un triste caso del 2010 un Carabinero perdió su celular y junto a el los videos que grabó abusando de Juan Berrios, un pastabasero de La Legua que solía pedir plata en la calle. El Teniente Reinaldo Soto (que fue dado de baja y al que llamaban «el paco reggaetonero» en la población) era dueño del teléfono que llegó a las manos de un periodista de Canal 13:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZdB4j0X5U[/youtube]

Existen también otros ejemplos donde una grabación fue usada como «medio de prueba». O cuando una selfie (que más moderno que una selfie) dejó en evidencia que las ideas de algunos carabineros dentro de las institución son bastante retrogradas y racistas.

B1sQ7i3IMAACvlC.jpg-large

Hace poco supimos que la adicción de los Carabineros por la tecnología ha llegado a Tinder, la aplicación para buscar citas. Un sitio en Tumblr muestra a una docena de pacos poniendo cara de galán. Algunos, como Reinaldo, hasta aparecen con sus queridas armas de guerra.

tumblr_nd1t33sups1u0wv6ro1_1280

Pero no hay nada mas infalible para tener sexo libre y sin remordimientos que el mensaje de Nero: «Edejado de ser el angel ke era…por aver cometido el mas hermoso pecado..el averte amado sin limites».

tumblr_ndpdfiOrmc1u0wv6ro1_1280

Aunque si lo pensamos ¿Qué es mejor? ¿La risa de Francisco?

tumblr_ndg3zlNaJ71u0wv6ro1_1280

¿O el caracho del General Inspector José Ortega Hernández?

generaljoseortega

Lo bueno de tener pacos en Tinder es que te das cuenta que son como todos. Detrás del armamento militar que utilizan en la Araucanía, detrás de las lumas, las lacrimógenas, los guanacos y los perros hay un pendejo fértil con ganas de entregar no solo golpes, también amor.

Sería bueno que este interés por el sexo opuesto llegue al alto mando de Carabineros: en la foto institucional del 2013 se ve que el grupo está compuesto por 32 hombres y sólo dos mujeres. Adivinen en que departamentos están:  Protección de la Familia y Salud y Sanidad. Obvio.

generalmarciaraimann

generalananilo

Los teléfonos inteligentes les parecen bien, pero les falta mucho a la hora de reflejar el papel que tiene la mujer en una sociedad moderna. Entre otras cosas, claro.

Comentarios publicados en "Por qué todos los pacos deberían estar en Tinder"

¡Deja el tuyo!
  • Jajaja pero si los carabineros siempre han sido así, no se de que se sorprenden.

    Mis dos hermanos lo son, manera de webear cuando van a la casa, después me da mucha risa verlos tan serios trabajando…

  • Peculiar article, just what I wanted to find.

  • Very nice article. I definitely appreciate this website.

    Thanks!

  • Thanks for the good writeup. It in truth was once a enjoyment account it.

    Glance complicated to more introduced agreeable from you!
    By the way, how could we keep up a correspondence?

  • An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who
    has been conducting a little research on this.
    And he in fact ordered me dinner simply because I stumbled upon it for him…
    lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!!
    But yeah, thanks for spending the time to discuss this issue here on your blog.

  • Hi there, its good post about media print, we all be aware of media is a
    great source of facts.

  • Aw, this was an extremely good post. Finding the time and actual effort to
    produce a really good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate a lot and don’t manage to get nearly anything done.

  • Hi there, its good article concerning media print, we all be
    familiar with media is a wonderful source of facts.

  • You are so interesting! I do not believe I have read through anything like this before.
    So nice to discover somebody with genuine
    thoughts on this issue. Seriously.. many thanks for starting this up.
    This web site is one thing that’s needed on the web, someone with
    some originality! games ps4 185413490784 games ps4

  • Superb blog! Do you have any recommendations for aspiring writers?
    I’m planning to start my own site soon but I’m a little lost on everything.
    Would you recommend starting with a free platform like WordPress or go
    for a paid option? There are so many choices out there that I’m totally confused ..
    Any tips? Appreciate it! ps4 games allenferguson ps4 games

  • I am sure this paragraph has touched all the internet visitors, its really really pleasant article on building up new blog.

  • I was recommended this website by my cousin. I’m
    not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know
    such detailed about my trouble. You’re amazing! Thanks!

  • I loved as much as you’ll receive carried out right here.

    The sketch is tasteful, your authored subject matter
    stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an impatience over that
    you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly very
    often inside case you shield this hike.

  • Greetings! I know this is kinda off topic but I’d figured I’d ask.
    Would you be interested in trading links or maybe guest writing a blog article
    or vice-versa? My website addresses a lot of the same topics as yours and
    I feel we could greatly benefit from each other.
    If you are interested feel free to send me an e-mail.

    I look forward to hearing from you! Great blog by the way!

  • Hey There. I found your blog the use of msn. That is a very neatly written article.
    I’ll make sure to bookmark it and come back to read more
    of your useful information. Thank you for the post.
    I will certainly return.

  • Highly energetic post, I loved that a lot. Will there be
    a part 2?

  • I’m realⅼy loving thee tһeme/design of yοur
    site. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues?
    A feԝ of my blog vkѕitors һave complaineԁ about my website not ߋperating correctly in Explorer bᥙt looks great in Chrome.
    Ꭰo you hаvge any suggestions to help fix this problem?

    my web-site online payday loans instant approval

  • Εvery weekend i used tо go to seee this site,Ьecause i
    want enjoyment, since this this web site conations in fact pleasant funny mterial too.

    Also visit my blog – good free dating sites

  • whoah this weblog is fantastic i like studying
    your articles. Stay up the great work! You recognize, lots of people are hunting round for this info, you could help them greatly.
    asmr 0mniartist

  • Thank you, I have just been searching for information approximately this subject for
    a while and yours is the best I have came upon till now.

    However, what about the conclusion? Are you certain about the supply?

  • Aw, this was a really nice post. Taking a few minutes and actual effort to make a really
    good article… but what can I say… I hesitate a lot
    and don’t manage to get anything done.

  • You could definitely see your skills within the article you write.
    The arena hopes for even more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to mention how they believe.
    All the time follow your heart.

  • Everything is very open with a really clear explanation of the challenges.
    It was truly informative. Your site is useful.
    Many thanks for sharing!

  • I have been browsing online greater than three hours lately, yet I by no means found any attention-grabbing article like yours.
    It is pretty price enough for me. In my view, if
    all site owners and bloggers made good content material as you did, the internet shall be much more useful
    than ever before.

  • Good day! I just wish to give you a big thumbs up for your excellent information you have got here
    on this post. I’ll be returning to your blog for more soon.

  • ivermectin 10 mg – ivermectin lotion for scabies stromectol 3 mg tablets price

  • ivermectin 12 mg – buy stromectol uk buy stromectol online

  • Oh my goodness! Incredible article dude! Thank you so much,
    However I am going through difficulties with your RSS.
    I don’t understand why I am unable to join it.

    Is there anybody having similar RSS issues? Anybody who knows the answer
    can you kindly respond? Thanks!!

  • When I initially commented I clicked the «Notify me when new comments are added» checkbox and now each time a comment is added
    I get several emails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from that service?
    Thanks!

  • buy stromectol 12mg – ivermectin 9mg ivermectin 12mg

  • I believe everything typed was very reasonable.
    However, what about this? suppose you composed a
    catchier post title? I ain’t saying your information isn’t solid, however what if you added
    a post title that makes people desire more?
    I mean Por qué todos los pacos deberían estar en Tinder » Disorder.cl Magazine is kinda vanilla.
    You might glance at Yahoo’s home page and see how they create post titles to get people interested.

    You might add a video or a picture or two to grab
    readers interested about everything’ve got to say.
    Just my opinion, it would bring your blog a little livelier.

  • ivermectin 3mg tab – site stromectol online

  • scoliosis
    Excellent post! We are linking to this great article
    on our site. Keep up the good writing. scoliosis

  • scoliosis
    Admiring the time and energy you put into your site and detailed information you offer.
    It’s great to come across a blog every once in a while that isn’t the same out
    of date rehashed material. Great read! I’ve bookmarked your site
    and I’m including your RSS feeds to my Google account. scoliosis

  • wanneer is sildenafil uitgevonden – natuurlijke viagra maken sildenafil kopen zonder recept apotheek

  • free dating sites
    Outstanding quest there. What occurred after? Good luck!

    free dating sites https://785days.tumblr.com/

  • free dating sites
    Spot on with this write-up, I honestly believe that this web site needs far
    more attention. I’ll probably be back again to
    read more, thanks for the information! free dating sites

  • viagra connect espaГ±a – comprar viagra en amazon comprar generico viagra

  • I read this article completely concerning the difference of newest and preceding technologies, it’s amazing article.

  • Rolex SA è una società svizzera (con sede a Ginevra) importante nella produzione di pregiati orologi da polso, nonché una delle più grandi aziende operanti nel settore dell’alta orologeria.

  • bactrim online no prescrition – bactrim 250 mg buying bactrim online

  • Hello my family member! I wish to say that this article is
    amazing, great written and include almost all significant infos.
    I would like to look more posts like this .

  • I blog frequently and I genuinely thank you for your information. The article
    has really peaked my interest. I’m going to book
    mark your website and keep checking for new details about once
    per week. I subscribed to your Feed too.

  • Incredible points. Great arguments. Keep up the amazing effort.

  • I’ll right away seize your rss feed as I can not in finding your
    email subscription hyperlink or newsletter service.

    Do you have any? Kindly let me realize so that I may subscribe.
    Thanks.

  • I always used to read paragraph in news papers but now as I am a user of web so from now I am using net for articles or
    reviews, thanks to web.

  • synthroid tab 112 mcg – levothyroxine 15mcg purchase synthroid online

  • Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally,
    it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
    You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your
    intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving us something informative to read?

  • Somebody essentially help to make critically articles I would state.
    That is the very first time I frequented your web page and so far?
    I surprised with the analysis you made to make this particular submit incredible.
    Great task!

  • It’s impressive that you are getting ideas
    from this paragraph as well as from our argument made at
    this place.

  • It’s awesome in support of me to have a web page, which is useful in favor
    of my experience. thanks admin

  • avatar de price of amoxicillin without insurance – can you buy amoxicilin over the counter amoxicillin no prescription

  • vardenafil – buy vardenafil in uk generic vardenafil vardenafil

  • order vardenafil – levitra price vardenafil online pharmacy

  • best canadian online pharmacy – canadian pharmacy no rx canadian pharmacy victoza

  • buy generic cialis paypal – cialis price in usa cheap cialis free shipping

  • cheap viagra mastercard – sildenafil generic buy best online price for viagra

  • order vardenafil 10 pills – generic vardenafil online pharmacy buy vardenafil 10mg online

  • order vardenafil online legally – buy vardenafil us viagra vs cialis vs vardenafil